slingshot sock

The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.
The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"

Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
by denalipark227 April 22, 2010
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Shawnee Slingshot

When a male ejaculates into a condom during intercourse, and then proceeds to slingshot his semen into the females gaping sphincter.
Usually I would just shoot some ropes on her face but since it's our anniversary I gave her a Shawnee Slingshot.
by James_FBGM September 27, 2024
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slingshotting penguins

where's tim? i think he's slingshotting penguins (or slingshotting a penguin)
by declanisromped April 21, 2008
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Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.
i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though
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Slingshoter

someone who play shoting with slingshot.
Most country boys are the best slingshoter.
by Arsari July 26, 2018
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Alaskan Slingshot

The act of pooping into a condom, and waving it around above your head.
Sean: Hey wanna go and raid the neighbors house?
Kieran: Sure, i'll grab the sling shot!
Sean: Make sure it's an Alaskan Slingshot!
Kieran: I will.
by DJPrincessLuna July 06, 2014
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jelly slingshot

occurs during ejaculation and you swing your dick to the side, therefore slingshotting your jelly
"how was that chick last night?"
"good, i gave her that special jelly slingshot show!"
by madams2148 January 12, 2023
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