Skeleton Army

Skeleton soldiers armed with fully automatic weapons. They are used to defend against both bear cavalry and bears with guns.

I employed my skeleton army today to fend off a large group of bear cavalry.

by Spaghetti Dave December 17, 2008

skeleton lips

nothing, it means nothing

i got skeleton lips in my pockets

by Lee Roy Tree December 14, 2008

cardboard skeleton

A forgotten or half finished project, something that may have been considered a "good idea" at the outset but then never finished through lack of time or loss in inspiration.

Dominic has so many cardboard skeletons its untrue, can he ever finish things?

by DomainRaider August 6, 2017

Acrylic Skeletons

The alter ego of JaidenAnimation's Bird, Ari, taking the form of a teenage lesbian who draws people who are TOTALLY not furries and is a legit meme in of herself. Also her friend "SharkGames" is so much better.

Jim: Did you see the new Acrylic Skeletons video?
Mike: No. I am refusing to watch her until she drops "My Loving Animals Part 2"

by snotelekS cilyrcA May 31, 2018

closet skeleton

A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out

1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"

by Dragon Dragin' May 19, 2016

Piped by a Skeleton

When a girl has sex with a guy who has no muscle/fat/ body mass. Usually the man consists of douchie behavior.

Madison is getting piped by a Skeleton. I hope she is OK

by ScratchDaSniff44 June 25, 2020

skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences

Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler

by tiplicker May 10, 2023