Chip on his Shoulder

This has gotten lost in all the false meanings. A chip on his shoulder comes from the days when there was a formal declaration for a fight, punch-up etc. When a person disagreed strongly with someone over a personal belief, they would place a chip of wood on their shoulder and dare the other to knock it off. Once the other person did this signaled the beginning of the fight and thus punches were thrown. Examples of this can be seen in old British movies circa 1930-1950's.

We use this idiom to say that someone has a deeply held feeling or conviction about something (whether it annoys them or that they won't listen to any other opinion about it) and thus if you disagree then they will vehemently challenge you.

He has a real chip on his shoulder about his size, I had a chip on my shoulder about immigrants until I moved to another country.

by Speakada Lingo November 4, 2015

secular

Non-religious. Not to be confused with atheistic.

Government should be secular.

by liz December 24, 2004

Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

Pork Shoulder

A pork shoulder is more commonly known as a large seasoned roast typical of Hispanic cultures. However, internet subcultures have recently begun to use the phrase to describe a technique of sexual nature. Typically involving a man, his wife/girlfriend, and possibly her sister. The nature of the move is a mystery, but the humor involved and the dumb looks you will get are well worth it.

"So on the PD.com forums yesterday, I heard that LMNO gave his wife the pork shoulder!"

by Suu Kao September 7, 2007

bitches should be seen not heard

What you say in response to a noisy ho or a friend's complaints about a female that talks too much.

Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*

by tahrone up in this bitch May 30, 2009

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by Griggles October 15, 2020

burnt shoulda learnt

when a person has gotten burned so many times they should have already seen it comin'.

Your girlfriend cheated on you but you take her back and then she does it again and you get mad about it. So she tells you, you got "burnt shoulda learnt".

by G Gonz August 5, 2007