Turd and seek

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - we say that it is playing 'turd and seek'

Man, yesterday I was putting out a huge one and was so excited to see what it was gonna look like, but it decided to play turd and seek with me!

by Ben7777777 March 14, 2011

Fap-n-Seek

After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!

My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!

by master fapper May 5, 2014

If You Seek Amy

Y'all know where it came from. If not, it's Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy".

If -F
You-U
See-C
See"k" & "A"my- K
Amy-Me

Just keep on pronouncing it and you'll notice it.
Yep, realized it just now. I idolize her for that. Just a coincidence? maybe?

Codename for F.U.C.K. M.E.

*party*

Hey!Enjoying the party?
Not really..
Wanna go and "If You Seek Amy"?

by YoIzYoGurlKy9 November 4, 2017

King of Hide-and-go-Seek

Osama bin Laden

"They shot the King of Hide-and-go-Seek"

by Pussy-Fart September 6, 2017

Hide and Seek: Anne Frank edition

Hide and Seek: Anne Frank edition is played by three people: Two SS Officers (Seeker) and one hider (Anne Frank). The hider has to avoid getting spotted by the two SS Officers. If Anne Frank gets caught, you need to take a shower. After the player who played Anne Frank took a shower, one of the SS Officers changes the role to Anne Frank and the previous Anne Frank player plays as SS Officer now.

An example of Hide and Seek: Anne Frank edition:

SS Officer 1: There you are you little girl!
SS Officer 2: Off to the shower with you!
Anne Frank: *takes a shower*

by BlackoutFury February 26, 2020

hide and go seek

popular child hood game. sometimes popular among young adults that are not to cool for it. involves a bunch of people hiding and one person seeking them all out. whoever the first person is then in turn the seeker in the next game. not a good game to play outdoors in flip flops, results in nasty walmart feet :(

kid one: lets go do something interactive...

kid two: lets go play hide and go seek!!!

kid one: hells freakin yess!!!!!!

by a.rod September 30, 2008

If you seek amy

say it fast :P lots and lots are alone tonight and begging for this to happen, you have to put some swag on it when you say it. :)

If you seek amy, I will be soooo up on it! TY Brittney! <3

by KrisTooMuch July 19, 2011