schmogle

An alternative name for trail mix.

Other names include: Gorp, Scroggin

Dude 1: Yo did u pack the schmogle?!
Dude 2: You know I never leave the house without it!

by sonnnyy October 2, 2023

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

Schlotterbeck

Sexual practice in which the giver opens the receiver's anus with both hands, sticks the tongue in and licks the perimeter of the latter's insides. It is derived from the Borussia Dortmund's defender Nico Schlotterbeck.

I went with this chick and she schlotterbecked me so hard I almost fell over.

by SchlotterbeckLover69 May 7, 2024

Schlotterstein

Schlotterstein is a underground Kellersynth/Tänzelcore collective consisting of Sigfrid, Hexenmeister, Lotus, Hexenritter, Heraxm, Sylfid/Gurbula, Kriegshallen, and DJ MISЯY.

Yo Did you hear the recent Schlotterstein Sampler tape?

by kangus33 May 16, 2025