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hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022
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dick rut

When a man with a big dick is at Electric Forest and walks naked back to his tent naked causing deep ruts in the muddy terrain.
We lost naked Jeremy in the festival but followed his dick ruts all the way back to our campsite.
by anonymous April 27, 2024
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mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.
"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."
by JRMAD June 19, 2014
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RUTS

Acronym for “Resist Urge To Scratch” When your asshole itches like crazy about an hour after you shit because you didn’t wipe good enough. If you successfully make it back to the restroom and finish wiping, your underwear and finger will thank you later.
I failed at RUTS and now my pants are brown. Fuck, I gotta go home and change.
by Combat Carl98 November 19, 2018
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Rut-Roh

Used when shit crashes and burns.
Passenger 1: Hey, look!! The world Trade Center!
Passenger 2: Rut-Roh
by See: Colin February 14, 2023
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rut-row

In baseball, the spot where a homerun lands when the pitcher throws a cookie to the batter.
Baseball Announcer: Here's the pitch... that ball is hit a long way... it's GONE!
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.
by malthewiz May 11, 2022
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Bum rutting

Bro: How'd it go with Sarah last night?

Bro 2: Had some major bum rutting

*high five*
by GiantCake December 4, 2011
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