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rules 1 and 2

First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.
by Abdomumibinima April 28, 2007
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no rules

used as a sarcastic response when an individual expresses how much they don't obey the social norms or adhere to the generally accepted guidelines of society
Dude 1 "Yo breh i hit that bitch from behind last night after drinking to excess and smoking a blunt while flipping off the cops and go-karting around the hopes and dreams of orphans..."

Dude 2: "NO RULES DUDE!!!"
by lol @ the world April 6, 2009
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Golf rules

When called it reverses what was previously said, or reverses the rules for what game/event is going on. Based on the fact that in golf the lowest score wins which is the opposite of most sports.
by Ephagee February 13, 2009
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rumplesplitskin

When a man's erection is so huge, that the foreskin on his penis starts to rip.
Damn that chick is so hot, i think i got a rumplesplitskin.
by whyte tyga February 19, 2011
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Truck Stop Rules

Man to Man love as way of passing time or to break up a long journey. To qualify for Truck Stop Rules the encounter must take place at a truck stop.
Hey, you were nuts deep in that guy last night.

Dude, it wasn’t gay sex! Truck Stop Rules, remember.
by Dirk Blowhard June 19, 2014
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Rules of Feminism

As referred to in Mean Girls, the Rules of Feminism state that no girl can date her friend's:
Ex-Boyfriends,
Crushes,
or
Relatives
Follow these simple rules and avoid hell in Girl World.
"Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the Rules of Feminism!" - Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls)
by R!aaaachellll July 19, 2007
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Old Rules Of The Internet

1.do not talk about 4chan.
2.do NOT talk about 4chan.
3.We Are Anonymous.
4.Anonymous is Legion.
5.Anonymous NEVER Forgives.
6.Anonymous can be a HORRIBLE SENSELESS UNCARING Monster (/cruise)
7.Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8.There are no real rules about posting.
9.There are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.
10.If you enjoy any rival sites-DONT (i.e. an hero.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12.Anything you say, can and WILL be used against you.
13.Anything you say can be turned into something else- fixed.
14.Do not argue with trolls-that means they win.
15.The harder you try, the harder you fail.
16.If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17.Every win fails eventually.
18.Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19.The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20.Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21.OC is original only for a few second- before getting old.
22.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24.Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25.Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26.Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.Always question a persons sexual preference without any real reason.
28.Always question a persons gender- just incase it's a man.
29.In the interweb, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. (yay partyvan)
30.There are no girls on the internet.
30a. Excluding Beth, but she is from the future, so it's ok.
31.TITS OR GTFO, the choice is always yours.
32.You must have pictures to prove your statements. (pics or it didnt happen)
33.Lurk moar- it's never enough.
34.There is porn of it- no exceptions.
34a. Excluding rule 34..unless you use the numbers 3 and 4 to...nvm
35.If no porn is found at the moment of question, porn will be made.
36.There will always be more fucked up shit that what you just saw.
37.You can not divide by zero. (just because the calculator says so)
38.No real limits apply at anytime here- not even the sky.
39.CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40.EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER. (/cruise)
41.Desu isn't funny, seriously, it's worse than chuck norris jokes.
42.Nothing is Sacred. (like Jesus fucking Christ, Mary, And Joseph. WINCEST)
43.The more beautiful and pure a thing is- the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44.Even one single comment about japanese culture can make you a weeaboo.
45.Whence one sees a lion, Thou shalt get into thine car.
46.Always furry porn of it- Always.
47.The pool is always closed.
47a. Due to AIDS.
47aa. And sharks.
47aaa. And stingrays.
47aab-47aaaa. Which are filled with AIDS.
The Game.
See- Old Rules Of The Internet, to try again.
by Anonymous9820 September 27, 2008
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