A dark twist on the archie comic books, that are all "rainbows and sunshines" This teen dramaa (indeed dramatic it is) is addicting.like.a...drug. News flash archie is a total smoke show and miss grundy is youngg and *cough* likes to get it on with young guys. Whats up with that?
(Random teen): Have you seen last nights episode of riverdale
(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?
(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?
by IMadeYouReadThisXD October 31, 2017
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Guy one: Ew that girl is super ugly wtf????
Guy two: Yeah she goes to riverdale middle school.
Guy one: oh yeah im not surprised
Guy two: Yeah she goes to riverdale middle school.
Guy one: oh yeah im not surprised
by urmomgayyyyyyyy March 18, 2019
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When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....
by Ualbany Crew May 6, 2006
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Billy hasn’t masturbated or had sex in a few days. He probably will give Cindy a jizz river tonight after he gets home from work.
by JohnnyDarkEyes November 13, 2017
Get the jizz river mug.Nate River / Near (ニア, Nia), is the youngest of L's two successors, raised in Watari's orphanage for gifted children (Wammy's House). After the death of L, Near begins his investigation of the Kira case. After gathering evidence over a period of four years, Near takes his findings to the President of the United States and reveals himself to be the true successor of L. Soon after, Near becomes the head of the SPK and continues the hunt for Kira. After making contact with "L" (Light Yagami), Near begins to suspect that the current "L" is also Kira.
Friend A: Oh my Kira, we should go watch Death note again!
Friend B: Yeah! You coming?
Me: Hell yeah! Only for Nate River though :)
Friend A: Of course only you would say that!
Friend B: Yeah! You coming?
Me: Hell yeah! Only for Nate River though :)
Friend A: Of course only you would say that!
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If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect
by Dre' October 16, 2012
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