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Performance Review

A process where some cunt you're forced to spend far too much time with sits you down and wastes an hour of your life every year telling you how wonderful they are and how rubbish you are in order to justify their own meaningless existence and make them feel powerful.

The degree of shit you'll receive generally depends on how well you've covered up the cunt's mistakes over the year and also depends on how brown your tongue is from ass licking over the year.

To be treated with utter contempt unless you are a brown tongued ass licker in which case you can fuck off. PS your colleagues hate you.
Manager: It's time for your Performance Review

Employee: Woo! I can't wait for this valuable loopback session!

Fast forward for an hour:

Manager: So in summary, you've met all of your objectives all year and been a key member of the team. We're not giving you a pay award however as you've had a haircut that was outside of our dress code and appearance policy and took a day off when your father died and expected to be paid for it.
by HR_Advisory January 4, 2012
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Electronic Cigarette Consumer Reviews

An electronic cigarette review website, who is deemed an authority website among many consumers of a variety of different electronic cigarette brands. ECCR for short is a team of individuals, who spend their time with electronic cigarettes to evaluate their puff count, battery life, design, charge times, flavors, etc.

They can be found @

ElectronicCigaretteConsumerReviews.com

and they also run their reviews through Youtube which you can search them for just by typing in "eccreviews".
Jane: I honestly just want to find a good ecig.
Joe: why don't you just visit Electronic Cigarette Consumer Reviews?
Jane: Why should I?
Joe: Because they're truthful.
by Adiehardfan April 8, 2013
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When recommending dick to a friend, you either get a GDR (good dick review) or a BDR (bad dick review) trust me fellas you want a GDR
Don't worry girl, I heard he has a GDR(good dick review)!
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This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.
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Review

Review (ri-'vyü): Noun.
1.) A critical evaluation (as of a book or play)

2.) A retrospective view or survey (as of one's life)

3.) An ego-booster/deflator for aspiring writers on Fan fiction.net and other fan fiction websites; often said ‘writers’ will beg on hands and knees for reviews and stoop to bribery for reviews.
I’ll give you a virtual ten-million dollars in you PLEASE review!
by Invaderk November 8, 2006
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meme review

a thing where pewds reviews memes
pewds uploaded a meme review video
by chimmypoo December 12, 2018
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