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Erection Rejection Selection

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.
Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!
by Beast_modez November 7, 2009
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Short Bus Reject

1.A person who is so intellectually challenged, their mental deficencies far surpass that of the individuals who normally qualify for using the short bus. In other words, they are inelligible for the short bus.

2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.
Person a: I need to get famous, dawg.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.
by Intelligent. February 21, 2010
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Rejected

What you say when you see some one be declined when asking someone out
Ha! You got rejected
by Tay-Rone May 11, 2015
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The All American Rejects

A good band not formed by mtv
The other defininition and the person who added it are gay
by Philips November 11, 2003
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The Devil's Rejects

One of the greatest and yet most fucked up movies I've ever seen. Directed by Rob Zombie, it is a sequel to House of 1000 Corpses, but it's so unique and insane that you can't resist its awesomeness. It's full of rich, eclectic Pulp Fiction-style dialogue, and it's better to experience the film rather than to describe it. It has already achieved cult status.

Some people have suggested that only sick people who like violence can like the movie. But it was praised by both Roger Ebert and Stephen King, so...yeah.
Some quotes from The Devil's Rejects:

"TUTTI-FUCKING-FRUTTI!!"

"You accusing me of fucking a CHICKEN, motherfucker?!"

"Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, because its DEFINITELY gonna be on your fuckin tombstone!"

"I'M calling the shots! Consider me Willy fucking Wonka! This is MY fuckin Chocolate Factory!"

"FUCK Groucho!"

"Do I STUTTER, bitch?!"

"What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? DONT WE MAKE YA LAUGH?! Aren't we FUCKIN FUNNY!!?!"

"Does she like it when you puke, I mean, is that, like, part of your thing?"

"Let's give a big round of applause for THE MARRIED FUCKING MAN!"

"FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT"

"I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun...hope it doesn't rust the barrel."
by TheGearGuyOfNet August 14, 2009
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Rejected U.S. Army slogans

"Kill All That You Can Kill"
"Shower With Men"
"Knock Up Foreign Broads"
"All The Grits You Can Eat"
"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
"Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"
"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"
"Cubicles Are For Wusses"
"Napalm Means Serious BBQ"
"Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"
"Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"
"Beat Up Sailors"
"We Won't Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"
"Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"
"Don''t Ask, Don''t Tell, Don''t Accessorize"
“Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"
"Play Doom… For Real!"
"Sure Beats Learnin'!"
"Because Terminators Are Real"
Because Terminators are real
by Tommy Vercetti May 21, 2004
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erection rejection

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.
by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004
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