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Queso Explosion

When a woman (or person with female genitals and sex organs) consumes a delicious food item (such as a food item) and cums in her pants metaphorically. Most common at Mexican Restaurant establishments. Queso, as the titular item of this phenomenon, often bears a striking resemblance to the woman's metaphorical ejaculate in both hue and viscosity.
Oh me! Oh my! This margarita is inducing quite the queso explosion!
by pdiddler1895 March 17, 2025
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queso papí

Have you met Devan? He is such a queso papí!
by quesopapí101 November 17, 2015
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Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
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Queso

A cool ass dude that smashes all the aunties and will drag anyone in 2k
Damn it’s that nigga QUESO!!
by QuesoGoon January 30, 2019
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Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.
"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."
by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014
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Fortnite queso

When a girl puts cheese in her cooter and queefs it out
Dude Jessica made a bomb fortnite queso last night
by Deo demon January 22, 2022
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Y'all Queso Privado

When you have cheese on ya'll privates
Yo is that yeast or your d*** that smell like cheese , wait I'm speak Spanish do you mean Y'all Queso Privado
by DocCheeseDk August 14, 2025
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