Quit Eating My Quails

the greatest musical group to ever exist. EVER. Its masterfully played by two guys with a microphone and a whole lotta bud.

Hanz: Dude, have you heard of Quit Eating My Quails?

Max: Fuck yeah bro!! best band ever!!!!!!

Hanz: totally man. wanna go hang out at an elementary school?

Max: You know me so well.

by AcurledUpCheeto! September 2, 2010

Phillip the Quail

One who at work will forage in the undergrowth of desks searching for uneaten lunches etc.

"Where has my lunch gone?... It must have been a Phillip the Quail.

by Funky_008 December 15, 2008

Quail

A quail is a attractive female typically affiliated with a sorority. Tend to travel in packs (a pack of quail). Always get 100+ likes on Instagram posts. Frequently spotted on and around college campuses such as Dallas Baptist University.

That girl Savannah is quail bro.

by bevo4pres May 11, 2015

Quail gut

The picture of 2 females smiling together in a fake and extremely sad attempt to befriend one another although they are enemies due to same love interest.....

Those quail gut broads over there are acting like besties.... Taking pictures at the club.... Lol

by mainchick760 October 3, 2016

Quail

Quail is a nickname for those who act like idiots and are overall birds. Those who are labeled Quails often attribute the hair as their prized possession, just don’t mess with it.

Friend 1: Hey is that (random name)?
Friend 2: You can call him that but I’d prefer calling him Quail.

by Marbles&Envelopes January 5, 2019

Skinned Quail

When a man grabs the base of their scrotum making it look like a quail that has had all of the feathers plucked off of it.

Hello Jocelyn - have you ever seen a skinned quail?

by werd-smith January 30, 2019

Quail

Adj - To be chill or mellow.

“Im feeling so quailed today”

by Johnparis November 17, 2019