Pythagorean Theorem

A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.

"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."

by DaveJAKAPythagoras June 13, 2018

pythagorate

To apply the Pythagorean Theorem to real-life situations and scenarios.

Johnny: What's the shortest route to your place?
Marco: You gotta pythagorate that shit; cut across diagonally!

by IanHayes March 10, 2010

Pythagordian

Some one who is to drunk to properly pronounce a well know mathematical theorem while trying to impress people with their self imagined broad knowledge base.

Well as you know the Pythagordian theorem lets you calculate the hypotenuse of a right triangle from its base and height.

by Liars Dice October 11, 2018

pythia

People named pythia are the most beautiful and kind people you will ever meet.
They are sometimes really weird but they are funny and have a great music taste

I need a pythia in my life.

by Bababouille November 10, 2020

pythonfag

A person who only programs in the programming language Python. They are incompetent programmers who believe that all other languages are inferior, their intelligence does not allow them to learn otherwise. They constantly preach about how other programming languages are bad and flex their Python garbage. They are stubborn baby programmers who can't be bothered to learn anything else because the intelligence required exceeds what they currently have.

0x90: Dude, why are you trying to make an exploit in Python? Just do it in C++.
Pythonfag: C++ is shit lol, Python is way better.
0x90: Shut up Pythonfag

by op0x90 November 28, 2020

Pythonic

Adjective. In reference to an individuals phallus (penis) being extremely long and girthy. It may also in certain contexts refer to the penis being slimey or slippery (like a python) in texture due to reception of oral sex often.

Have you seen Atlas' penis?
No, but your girlfriends blowing him in the corner over there, if you'd like to do anything about that. It's kinda ruining my kids 7th birthday party.
I don't blame her and I'm not gonna interrupt . His dick is fucking pythonic, I'm tempted to join her.

by lArsenic Daniels December 22, 2020

pythagorean theorem

pain

me: "the pythagorean theorem hurts meh brain, i hate it"
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*

by Box Of Bingus April 21, 2021