Pumpkin Smasher

A person who is sexually attracted to redheads.

Have you noticed all his girlfriends have had red hair? He's a total pumpkin smasher.

by irishkiwi June 4, 2018

pumpkin steamer

Taking a Poo inside of someone’s lit jack-o-lantern.

Usually a prank played during Halloween

Dude! James laid a gnarly pumpkin steamer on old man Pedersen’s porch!

by D_Wraith October 24, 2017

Smashing Pumpkins

A popular mainstream-alternative rock band that was around from 1988-2000. They had several #1 albums such as Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. They were one of the more popular alternative bands of the 90s. Lead singer Billy Corgan and Drummer Jimmy Chamberlin started a band called Zwan in 2000. D'arcy
Wretzky and James Iha founded Scratchy Records after the Smashing Pumpkins broke up.

Damn I wish I saw the Smashing Pumpkins before they broke up, now there will always be a hole in my heart that I can never fill.

by IAmZero July 4, 2003

Smashing Pumpkins

a KICK ASS band!!!....which many people hate because they are brought up on Mtv.

teenybopper 1 - I HATE smashing pumpkins
teenybopper 2 - Yea, the clothes they wear suck, since thats the only important thing in music

by Arjun Miglani October 13, 2004

Pumpkin Fucked

1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.

2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.

3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.

4. Having had your skull banged out.

Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.

Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.

Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.

by Oily Depths March 28, 2010

Pumpkin

To spit at or on; To blatantly disrespect; To be a nasty trifflin' ass bitch.

Aisha and Crystal saw the girl Aisha's boyfriend cheated on her with, so Crystal stole on her ass and Aisha pumpkined that bitch.

by deric hardy August 30, 2008

pumpkin time

midnight; home time; bed time.

Reference: when the clock strikes midnight, cinderella's carriage turns into a pumpkin, so she must leave the ball and head home to sleep.

Goodness it's late, it's WAY past pumpkin time!

by elizabites January 21, 2011