jackhammer pudding pie

To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"

His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.

by jher222 June 7, 2007

sphincter pudding

Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.

Lee, you fag! Is that sphincter pudding all over your face???

by Billy B November 10, 2008

protein pudding

Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.

Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.

by Viagra Falls July 5, 2008

Shit-Pudding

Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.

Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit-Pudding commercials already!

Mom, I haven't had a shit in days. Do we have any Jamie Lee Shit-Pudding?

by KellsBellsOhYeah July 24, 2010

Shit Pudding

Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.

Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit Pudding commercials already! It's just a fucking bowel movement!

Mom, I haven't had a good shit in days. Do we have any of that Activia Shit Pudding?

by KellsBellsOhYeah July 27, 2010

party pudding

A big shit you take the night after some serious heavy drinking. The pile left in the toilet resembles a big bowl of chocolate pudding. Usually smell is so bad the person producing the pudding starts to gag.

Party host: dude, what the hell is that smell? Did you slaughter a wild animal or something?

Hungover dude: no dude. I just unloaded a monster batch of party pudding. Any idea what I drank last night? Holly shit, I about knocked myself out with my own stench.

by Squillacky November 26, 2013

Parky pudding

The sloppy excrement which is produced by the common native australian park dweller

John; Fuck chris check out the parky pudding behind the bin out the back.
Chris; shit john thats a serious amount of poop.

by Petertheprickeater August 16, 2016