A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.
"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"
by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014
Get the puddy cricketmug. When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.
by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021
Get the Tele-puddiedmug. Hey look! This wallet has some Puddies! I wonder how much they got it for before it was all sold out??
by hNwa December 2, 2021
Get the Puddiesmug. A huge wang that sheds it's skin, in order to be able to preform the tasks it must to please the anus
by King Walker February 11, 2017
Get the cock puddymug. That mf puddy did it again
by jsoe jaskdnska February 20, 2022
Get the puddymug. Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025
Get the Tootsie Tot Puddie Popmug.