Prisitine

Completely different from pristine.

Means nicely arranged and/or well-laid out.

The books were stashed in a prisitine manner.

by Quwu December 31, 2024

Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025

Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.

Social Pisstancing at its finest!

by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020

Stagecoach Pristinia

It's a shitty roblox bus 'game' group who dont even know any coding.

Wait? Who the fuck plays Stagecoach Pristinia?

by WahoozleStudios June 21, 2023