Potato Chip Theory

The event or thought of not being able to stop after doing something once. The name comes from the fact that almost no one can eat just one chip, they always want more.

(In Transfomers: The Revenge Of The Fallen) Optimus Prime to Megatron: "You'll never stop at one." Optimus Prime now has a solid understanding of the Potato Chip Theory

The Potato Chip Chip Theory explains why the villains in movies never stop with killing or suppressing one person.

by Sir Hillington July 14, 2014

Potato chip eating player

A complete dumbass that's bad at everything and likes big hairy men.

That guy is a real potato chip eating player

by SkinnyP69 September 30, 2016

Potato Chips

Your boredom level increases

hi im the person that typed in potato chips to see what would pop out

by dyjdsrhyhthnfsstnh May 9, 2018

Potato Constant

As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.

YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!

by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019

Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

San Franciscan Potato Chips

When a gay man in San Francisco cums on their high end leather sofa, let's it dry, and then consumes the resulting semen chip.

Damn man, go easy on the San Franciscan Potato chips, you're going to spoil your butt lunch.

by s0ull3ss February 9, 2020

potato chip

A cowboy hat. refers to the curviture of the hat which resembles a potato chip.

The dance hall was filled with nothing but hayseeds wearing potato chips.

by knastyknate February 22, 2004