triple plus

situation in which a male follows this procedure: the motorboat, raspberry on the stomach, raspberry the vajayjay, raspberry the vajayjay, raspberry the stomach, motorboat, eskimo kiss, with the eskimo kiss being the plus

I just gave my girlfriend the triple.
Dude you should've given her the triple plus!

by caitlin, joe, greg, becky January 3, 2008

Down to Plough

'Ploughing' refers to a specific type of sexual intercourse where one is entered so powerfully that they feel they are being ploughed. Originates from Alderney and can be used as a casual expression to indicate one's sexual desires or activities. The letters 'DTP' are colloquially and frequently used as a shortened phrase. 'DTFP' is also a common alternative.

'Georgie is down to plough tonight.'

'Poppy wants to harvest the grain'

'George is going to plough that field'

by Team Sket October 24, 2011

half your age plus 7

Half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.

Person A: Is 20 years old.
Person B: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is greater than 17.

Person A: is 30 years old.
Person B: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
Person B's age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 7, or you're creepy.

by Blubro6 April 29, 2008

Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.

My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

alco-plops

After a night of drinking disgustingly cheap and rubbish alcopops, and various other mixtures of alcoholic drinks. The runny poo that follows in the morning. See also, Beeriod.

"Georgie, get out of the toilet I have to release some alco-plops"

"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

reading plus

this website helps you learn reading to be honest if you try this you will feel dry it boring

(shocker)

Teacher : did you do your reading plus
jack: no

teacher ; fuck you

by guest_912 November 4, 2020

Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!

When you are witnessing a couple with many chidren who are trying to wrangle them in, trying to turn chaos into what appears to be order.

When a girl walks in to TGIFridays and notices the large family of young children trying to have dinner all at once, she walks by and looks to her friends to say " Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!"

by Paula Steeves December 20, 2008