Alaskan pipeline

An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.

The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.

by Nobody77 January 3, 2014

ESKIMO PIPELINE

When a fucking human being freezes his or her turd and uses it for a dildo the next day.

The Eskimo Pipeline is really fucking gay and is only used by queers and steers.

by SIRCUMALOT August 28, 2006

Alaskan pipeline

When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Rodthedictator March 25, 2016

Atlantic Pipeline

When you take a poo in a condom, put it in the freezer, then use it as a dildo.

Lisa loves an atlantic pipeline! Fresh from the freezer

by dirrrtyfrucker October 11, 2009

frozen alaskan pipeline

When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.

That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell.

by Die Tasse May 21, 2004

american pipeline

An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant

Bill: I got a full one in the freezer if your ready for my American pipeline

by Bigdicklilnutsack May 20, 2018

Family guy pipeline incident

The Family Guy Pipeline Incident is a "related search" algorithm glitch on TikTok started by Family Guy clip accounts that used oddly satisfying videos of a metal pipe being filled with cigarettes and carrots, purportedly to avoid copyright strikes. Due to both visuals of the Family Guy clip and the pipeline video in one TikTok video, the algorithm recommended the search query "family guy pipeline incident" in the comment section. This started in mid-November 2022 and garnered interest as to what the algorithm-invented "incident" was.

The "Family Guy Pipeline Incident" then became associated with a trend called Family Guy Jumpscares, referring to a phenomenon on TikTok when parody Family Guy clip channels added random jumpscares of creepy imagery into the seemingly innocent videos to catch the viewer off guard. The bait-and-switch media trend became prominent in late 2022 and ultimately made fun of the secondary "ADHD video" underneath most Family Guy clips, often showing mobile app gameplay or ASMR adjacent content.

-Have you seen these Family Guy videos on tiktok with them pipelines getting fixed at the bottom? They are defined to be "The Family Guy pipeline incident" videos
-Oh yea, many times.

by vasonesiku December 13, 2022