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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
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Shapeshifter personality disorder

The Changeling
- you change things about yourself
The Organized
- you think everything’s the same

The Channeler
-you act like other people
The Musician
- you act out like the lyrics you listen to
The Truther
- the one who tells the truth
The Wizard
- you think you are able to summon
The Therian
- you think you are an animal person
The Jaded
- you sit there and think

The Nimble
- you actively do things
The Rebel
- you destroy lives
The Trickster
- you tell lies or play tricks
The Fae
- a people person
I'm going over to Kris's house, I better do something beforehand because he tricks the others into thinking they did something wrong, I think he has Shapeshifter personality disorder
by provocaine December 24, 2022
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Associative Personality Disorder

Wanting to live in the shoes of someone doing better than you
He really wants my BMW, must have associative Personality disorder
by Jacked conqueror August 21, 2023
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