Parker is a super sweet guy and can change your miss instantly! He can make anyone laugh after anything. He will help you for so much, and he makes the most perfect boyfriend in the world. Don't let a Parker go girls, he's a real keeper. Jk he's a mother fucking douce asshole and you should probably hate him. He will date you, but only if you have a nice ass and boobs. Ps he has a small dick. K bye.
by Swagswagswag420jkdrugsrbad February 21, 2015
Get the Parkermug. a freak that has oddly shaped freckles, smiles too big, and should get an application for the circus.
a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah
a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah
by shinkbob June 15, 2008
Get the Parkermug. The cutest boy I have ever seen😍But yet so very shy🥴 He is very good at Fortnite😎 And can be a asshole at times😴He likes sports such as basketball😩He is the best boyfriend anyone could have😏Never reject a Parker🥵
by Lici S July 24, 2019
Get the Parkermug. A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.
Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
by Blurry January 25, 2018
Get the Parkermug. Normally a young jit that flexes with stuff they never bought gayness is generally a huge factor also
by Jitexposed March 30, 2018
Get the Parkermug. Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."
by Happy Mormon July 30, 2017
Get the Parkermug.