The first time you rub a girls clitty and you dont know what to do so your flicking your fingers about all over the place like in the track pad on a laptop
by dominostick January 27, 2015
The ultimate/coolest flat or house that is owned by the ultimate/coolest people. Common features include a half pipe, bmx and or skateboard etc, porn, evidence of drug taking, the latest technology, 3 types of games console and random dudes and woman sleeping around the place after a party. Typical residents include a smart guy/nerd/geek, a waster pothead, a skater, a babe, and rarely the ultimate dude. The ultimate dude is basically all of the above people combined (apart from the babe ¬.¬), though somehow manges to earn a lot of money and has a really cool job.
by fisheyelens August 20, 2008
A wad of toilet paper dropped in the toilet, prior to taking a dump. Dual purpose - a) deafen the sound of your poop hiting the water, and b) prevent splashback onto one's arse cheeks.
by Kinky Phucker March 20, 2011
In drum corps, pad hands are the inability to hit a rimshot; a product of playing on a rimless practice pad.
Dude 1: "Man, I just got cut from the BlueCoats..."
Dude 2: "What happened man? You miss those rimshots again?:
Dude 1: "Yeah, me and my damn pad hands."
Dude 2: "What happened man? You miss those rimshots again?:
Dude 1: "Yeah, me and my damn pad hands."
by RandomDrummer June 24, 2009
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by mean-1 October 24, 2013
When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad
by Bigfree100887 October 13, 2015