packing a minivan

Having anal sex with a soccer Milf

Last night I was totally packing a minivan

by George Mcmahan March 12, 2008

fudge packing

1:The packaging of chocolate or peanut butter fudge into a box.

My dad is known for his fudge packing at the local candy store. Children and adults alike come miles to get their fudge packed by him.

by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

Packing The Hookah

When a girl masturbates using a dildo (or other large phallic device).

I accidentally walked in on my roommate packing the hookah yesterday.

by Th0rTheSnail April 21, 2009

packing pine

Slang for an erection concealed in a man's trousers

"Holy cow, that man sure is packing pine! He must be happy to be here!"

by tbnguy March 16, 2009

packmuling

When an inebriated member of the opposite gender is desired for sexual intercourse, place the hand loops of a general plastic bag around the curvature of the ears so as to resemble a packmule. This an efficient manner to avoid mess and heighten pleasure.

John: Yo dude that chick is so hot but she is booting everywhere.
Leoul: Yo dude thats cool, just use packmuling.

by 1059 May 1, 2011

Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

packing pole

Having a big dick or bulge.

John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.

by Teek1247 June 14, 2017