Puma-ed

Something that is supposed to happen, but never does. An insane amount of lying usually attempts to cover up the promise, but the lies get so ridiculous, it becomes insulting. Being Puma-ed usually results in massive frustration.

I was supposed to get a brand new BMW for $600, but the car dealer was John F Kennedy and he was assasinated like 20 years ago. I think I got Puma-ed.

by baby jesus January 6, 2003

like a puma

A phrase usually meaning awesome or sexy. Can be used for anything, though.

That boy is sexy.
For real, like a puma.

by Nikki January 30, 2004

man puma

Gay man in late 30s early 40s...

Look at that man puma jose caldera

by Rocksuperstar316 July 11, 2017

naughty puma

An extra hot cougar who is extra naughty.

Jon: "Hey look at that hot cougar over there!"
Me: "Oh MAN! She looks like one naughty puma!"

by swaino August 18, 2008

sex puma

A strange character from far off lands who spends his time hunting down innocent females to woo with his almost god like sex appeal.

"Look at that guy prowling around the club"
"Yeah he's looking for a tasty woman"
"God, he's a right sex puma ey"
"Darn tootin'"

by brez182 May 12, 2009

Pouncing Puma

Where a man with an erect penis jumps from a height of at least 7 feet, and plummets his penis into the awaiting asshole of his male mate at ground-level.

"Max is in the hospital. Jacob gave him a mean pouncing puma."

by Cletis Vandamme June 26, 2008

Puma Style

Puma Style was originally developed at East Carolina University in Greenville, NC. The phrase was coined to clear up confusion to if Doggy Style was referring to anal or vaginal intercourse. Puma Style is a term to describe the act of vaginal intercourse from behind. This action was originally seen in the wild, where the endangered black puma mated with its partner to assert its dominance.

Dude: "Damn yo, this girl at the NCC wanted to go rain forest on me!"
Bro: "You got her to go Puma Style?"
Dude: "Hell ya!!"

by Burt Jones March 2, 2011