ugly pajamas

When you are in a bummy situation and place in life. Essentially the opposite to being cute jeans. One could be described as ugly pajamas and it would mean they feel a mess/ugly, not necessarily looking ugly.

“I woke up sick and i’m behind in my science so I feel ugly pajamas right now.

by jaia108 December 24, 2025

laws of pajamas

it is against the law to wear pajamas while working out.

Billy: hey Phil, whats wrong with you?
Phil: what do you mean? im working out.
Billy: yea but in pajamas dude it against the laws of pajamas.

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

bananas in pajamas

a kids show called bananas in pajamas. its just bananas in pajamas what do you expect..?

kid1: whats your favorite show?

kid2: bananas in pajamas, duh
kid1: whats that?
kid2: OUGYUDF8UGW

by bananalover9000 April 23, 2022

Bananas in pajamas

When 2 men insert their penises in the same condom together

I walked in on Darryl and his dad doing bananas in pajamas. The other people in the elevator were very uncomfortable

by I'm more articulate than you June 22, 2023

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

by Spock* October 26, 2024

Pajama day

A day, usually on a weekend or during a day off, when you have nothing to do and sit around lazily in your pajamas, not leaving the house. Often involves eating cereal for every meal and excessive television/video games.

Speaker 1: "Hey, want to go see a movie?"
Speaker 2: "No way man, I'm having a pajama day. Let's just sit around and watch Seinfeld reruns."

by the Master Crayon February 19, 2010

pijamas

A pair of pajama pants covered with the symbol pi. They are usually worn on March 14th or while eating pieces of pie. One never sleeps in pijamas, the consequences would be devastating.

I spend 50 of my life wearing pijamas.

by LagsForDays November 25, 2014