A general description of a female who's sexual promiscuity is compared to an "organic" chicken's "cage-free eggs"
Question: Hey, what do you think of that girl? Answer: Her? oh, she's got organic ovaries, man; her eggs have been cage-free all her life.
by fatsouliman November 22, 2014
Get the Organic Ovaries mug.Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"
by sensorydepth February 28, 2016
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Something Daniel Gillies said at the 2017 Originals SDCC pannel, it May also be the name of his next memoir.
Can also mean a terrible pain a girl is in while menstrating in the vaginal area.
Can also mean a terrible pain a girl is in while menstrating in the vaginal area.
Omfg I feel like I have exploding ovaries
Yo, are your ovaries exploding or something? You look like you are in hella pain.
Yo, are your ovaries exploding or something? You look like you are in hella pain.
by Skrrtskrrt May 3, 2018
Get the exploding ovaries mug.when a man is too much of a bitch to do something cool. it takes ovaries to do swaggy(cool) things bc ppl with ovaries are strong and seggsy. (this is kind of a better version of saying “no balls”)
1. “bro jason is not jumping that fence”
“yeah no chance he’s got no ovaries”
2. “i will slap tf outta u”
“u dont have the ovaries.”
“yeah no chance he’s got no ovaries”
2. “i will slap tf outta u”
“u dont have the ovaries.”
by swagitronie December 29, 2022
Get the no ovaries mug.when a lame or bitch niggas obsess over a female by calling her three times in a row or going out his way too chill(get some buns)
by hood08 October 11, 2008
Get the sweating her ovaries mug.From a French-to-English translation of a phrase meaning “annoying someone”.
Same as “break my balls” but more feminine.
Same as “break my balls” but more feminine.
If these kids are gonna break my ovaries one more time with their stupid skateboarding “skills”, I’m gonna smother them with cow dung!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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