The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.
A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.
He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.
A saint.
A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.
He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.
A saint.
by lawlwhocarez September 25, 2010
Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.
James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017
by Topshaggerwill August 14, 2018
His name is Oliver but likes to be called Ollie, he has the best hair known to man, and pretty cool t-shirts (Drop Dead).He likes 'Heavy Metal, Rock, Dubstep + Drumstep, Ollie has got a crazy personality and a rather large penis, He is what you call a 'sexual beast'. Become friends with an 'Oliver' a nd your set for life.
by jess is the way forward. October 24, 2010
Oliver is a very nice person. He never tries to show off and is very humble. All the girls go mad about him. He is very popular and has alot of freinds. He has beautiful blue eyes and a blistering smile. Very strong. He is perfecr
by Clayton Farms March 17, 2019
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