November 2

November 2 is furniture day. It is the day to clean and love your furniture. You can also buy new furniture or dress up as furniture.

Child: Mom can we go to ikea?
Mom: No
Child: But it’s November 2, furniture day!
Mom:

by ms keisha? October 24, 2019

November 2

Push your friend Jannel down the stairs day. Or punch a david in the arm day.

It's the day we get to hurt our friends and get away with it. :)

hey Jannel you know what day it is
Jannel: November 2? holy shit

whole class: hi david
david: fuck

by UnClEbOb12345 November 2, 2021

November 2

November 2 is national bully your short friend day :)

Friend: Oh look, November 2

Short friend: No please

by Your dad the one you never had November 2, 2021

November 2

Fat Day is a day where all fat people mainly named Marco, come together and celebrate their weight gain

Marco:Alex it's fat day November 2 me and my friends can meet and eat I can't wait! *JUMPS* Titties Bounce. Alex: I'm not fat like you Marco go eat a glizzy somewhere else for fat day

by IhateFatboys October 26, 2020

November 2

Annoy the fucking shit out of your guy friends day hehe >:)

hey dude!
what?
it's November 2nd and ur my boy best friend hehe >:)
...shit

by aprettypanseualuwu November 1, 2021

November 2

National ask your crush day

Hey wanna go out

Sure since it's November 2

by Raul Jimenez dagoat October 28, 2021

November 2

The day that you grab your brothers do as many times as you can.
But if their name starts with E don't do it.

sister: Hey lil bro
Brother: Hey big sis grab my dick
Sister:oh yeah it's November 2

by Nebo killer November 2, 2019