A submissive, 5’3, nasally, 103lbs, cute, whiny, pookie smookie dookie wookiee mookie shookie baby, says “sorry” too much, devoted to his dommy mommy Kaia, wants to be cool (but will never be), smells like his grey blanket he washes weekly, owns too many pets, chronic jerker-offer, cums while laying down on his back, jerks off on vc.
Kaia: “Wawa, did you miss me?”
Wawa: “U-u-u-um…u-uh, y-y-yes, Mommy, I-I m-m-missed you so much…c-c-can we watch p-p-p-p-p-porn together again? :3”
Wawa: “U-u-u-um…u-uh, y-y-yes, Mommy, I-I m-m-missed you so much…c-c-can we watch p-p-p-p-p-porn together again? :3”
by kaianovasmookie October 22, 2023
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Zaza (weed) but cutely spoken in baby speak. Usually reserved for girl weed, or weed with fresh and sweet terpenes like Terpineol.
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
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-An amazing convenient store that is so great it makes 7-11 and Sheetz look like baby back bitches!
-A convienent store that has created 3rd party cults by some of it die-hard customers
-the monopoly of convienent store in Philadelphia, PA
-Debatably going here for food, lottoery tickets, tobacco, and has is better than having sex
-great entertainment to walk to in Philadelphia, PA at 2am while piss drunk to go get food, espically hoagies during HoagieFest
-A convienent store that has created 3rd party cults by some of it die-hard customers
-the monopoly of convienent store in Philadelphia, PA
-Debatably going here for food, lottoery tickets, tobacco, and has is better than having sex
-great entertainment to walk to in Philadelphia, PA at 2am while piss drunk to go get food, espically hoagies during HoagieFest
Husband: Honey, I'm drunk and bored. Can we have sex?
Bitchy Wife: Absolutely not! It's 2am, you reek alcohol, I'm on my period, and I have work tomorrow!
Husband: Fine, fuck you, bitch! Here are my car keys. In walking to Wawa. At least HoagieFest understands me!
Bitchy Wife: Fine, don't forget your mask and DON'T let the door hit you in the ass!
Husband: Fun fact: going to Wawa is better than having sex with you any time!!!
Bitchy Wife: Absolutely not! It's 2am, you reek alcohol, I'm on my period, and I have work tomorrow!
Husband: Fine, fuck you, bitch! Here are my car keys. In walking to Wawa. At least HoagieFest understands me!
Bitchy Wife: Fine, don't forget your mask and DON'T let the door hit you in the ass!
Husband: Fun fact: going to Wawa is better than having sex with you any time!!!
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