National fuck your friend day

On February 27 you will be able to ask your friend to fuck

Friend 1:it’s national fuck your friend day

Friend 2: wow really wanna fuck

by Swavyyythefirst1 February 24, 2021

National fuck your crush day

National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th

Hey its national fuck your crush day so that means, you know what

by 💎 yabpi October 14, 2020

national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them

Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!

by chensly May 28, 2018

National fuck your ex day

A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!

Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?

by Cyylic October 3, 2022

National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th fuck ur ex

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

by National days998 November 16, 2020

National fuck your ex day

March 23rd

National fuck your ex day.

It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.

Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”

Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”

Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”

by LivinLikeLarry22345 March 6, 2022

National fuck your wife day

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

by I eat my kids April 14, 2020