National grab dick day

A day where it is perfect ok to grab another mans dick if you are a female

Qui qui loves grabbing dick on national grab dick day

by Pull-up nibbbaa boy April 12, 2018

National Grab A Guys Dick Day

Girls grab guys dicks!!!!!!

Go and grab his dick without a reason taken or not it's national grab a guys dick day!!!

by Trendy National days April 11, 2018

National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

National Unsolicited Dick Pic Day

National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.

Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.

by Alfred Long cock August 30, 2019

National Suck the homie’s dicks day

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.

Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet

by Isyourrefrigeratorrunning March 16, 2021

national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

by Thantophopia April 12, 2021

National suck yo homies dick day

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah

ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

by Ppsucker69inbootyyumm October 14, 2019