National fuck your crush day

National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th
by 💎 yabpi October 14, 2020
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National fuck your ex day

March 23rd

National fuck your ex day.

It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”

Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day

Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”
by LivinLikeLarry22345 March 06, 2022
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National fuck your ex day

A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
by Cyylic October 03, 2022
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National fuck your wife day

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
by I eat my kids April 14, 2020
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national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them
Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!
by chensly April 19, 2018
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