You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
Get the I forgot to water my dogmug. -“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
Get the Take my dog to the groomersmug. by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022
Get the My dog diedmug. usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when
1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.
When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.
When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
Get the Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat Thatmug. by Armyhope June 13, 2022
Get the your dog is not my dogmug. You
by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
Get the My dogmug. A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
Get the my dog your catmug.