Squeezing the base of one's penis while masturabting so as to create a powerful ejaculatory discharge.
When Guido gave Skip a husky musket down by the picnic shelter last year, you could hear his knob go off like a shotgun from across town.
by T to tha Rizzle April 18, 2009
Get the husky musketmug. 'love musket' is a slang term for the male genetalia. A real musket fires bullets. The love musket fires semen.
by TeeDeeCee July 12, 2008
Get the love musketmug. A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007
Get the Dirty Musketmug. Slang: This procedure is preformed by a doctor when he or she needs to take a bacterial swab at the base of the penis.
Similar to that of a black powder musket, it involves the insertion of a long cotton tip swab into a half errcet penis to obtain samples from the inner base of the penis to conduct a bacterial test for sexually transmitted diseases such as Gonorrhea.
Similar to that of a black powder musket, it involves the insertion of a long cotton tip swab into a half errcet penis to obtain samples from the inner base of the penis to conduct a bacterial test for sexually transmitted diseases such as Gonorrhea.
The doctor explained he had to Pack the Musket to check what STD Kris had contracted
The doctor packed Kris' musket to test for an STD.
Kris had his muket packed
The doctor packed Kris' musket to test for an STD.
Kris had his muket packed
by Megawattz August 1, 2009
Get the Pack the Musketmug. I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020
Get the Musket Wadmug. A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.
Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.
by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013
Get the Twat Musketmug. by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016
Get the butt musketeermug.