Muffle

When you are in a public restroom and feel the need to rip a fart and know that everyone will be listening so you grab a wad of toilet paper and hold against your anus to muffle the sound.

Muffle/Muffled- As I sat in the public restroom I heard the deep breathing of the person in the next stall. I knew a big fart was coming and had to do something quick. I grabbed a wad of toilet paper right before I blew and muffled the noise by the cheaply made paper my finger goes through.

by BrittM June 24, 2025

Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman

I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.

by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018

Penis Muffled

To gag on a penis or to choke on a penis or to get stuffed with a penis

I heared mateo got penis muffled

by your boi JONATHAN October 16, 2007

Muffle

Also known as a snout or muzzle on a dog. This definition is called this word because dogs cannot talk.

Spanky has a 4” muffle.

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021

Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 28, 2015

Muffle

The snout or muzzle of a dog, given this word because dogs cannot talk.

Spanky has a 4” Cocoa muffle.

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021