South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.

Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022

Brick and Mortar Church Mentality

The idea that church only happens in a building.

Just because you stand in a garage doesn’t make you a car like going to church doesn’t make you a Christian. People act like God ain’t outside the church building. They have that brick and mortar church mentality.

by Malika Davis August 24, 2023

Brick-and-mortar

A sexual move in which, just prior to orgasming, a man pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's abdomen and then immediately proceeds to lay down on top of his partner. The two then cease all activity and remain still until they fall asleep. When they awake the next morning, they find themselves glued together, sealed by the adhesive property of dried semen. This vertical stack of man and woman resembles two bricks in a wall stuck together by mortar.

The brick-and-mortar: perhaps the most intense display of true affection. Just as the bricks in the wall remain sealed and steadfast, so do the man and woman.

by Elbow Picke July 11, 2024

Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes

Rita

Rita is so Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes that I can’t resist not looking at her every time I pass her in school

by Ritaslover69 September 19, 2022