water melons

tits that look like water baloons

dude did you see her water melons

by rescue110 January 4, 2009

Melons

What life tend to give to dyslexic people every now and then.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

by Indianacat January 25, 2015

melonseeds

Amazing tiktok artist who has an insanely unique art style, does commissions but gets held back by tiktoks algorithm.

“Melonseeds has their commissions open! Wish tiktok appreciated great artists more”

by CeceBun January 13, 2022

pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 6, 2011

Watery melons

When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!

"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."

by Brrrgalicious November 30, 2016

pad melons

buttcheeks, ass, booty, behind, culo

Tom's mom has some very nice pad melons!!!

by paco_jerte May 1, 2006