Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

mayonnaise bomb

1) of or pertaining to bukkake-style activities. 2) the act of dropping a large, creamy load of baby batter in some random sluts' eyes.

"Lemme tell ya, francis, If it weren't for her mom, I never would've dropped the mayonnaise bomb."

by Captain Sheepdog December 29, 2009

Maygin

A most rare girl. She can be fun, just give her the push. Most likely dirty minded, so she will say things. She's smart, but has too much drama attacks she can't cant control. Soprano in singing, and loves it. Dances like a boss. And is really beautiful and deep. Most likely emo.

Boi1- Isn't that Maygin singing down the street?
Boi2- Yea and damn she cute.

by SnowWhiteQueen February 24, 2013

mayonaise

one of the best songs by the smashing pumpkins

Fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it doomed Pick your pocket full of sorrow, run away with me tomorrow june - mayonaise

by smashingpumpkinsrule November 9, 2012

mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009

Marygon

The geometric shape (often caused by water stains on walls) that is often mistaken for the image of the Virgin Mary.

People have been known to travel great distances just to see a marygon.

by lajohnny April 8, 2010

Mayonaise Taco

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....

I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...

by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011