when a male/female would like to be shitted on literally n lick up the mess this term is used for sick basterds that like it kinky if this floats ya boat then try dirty sanchez
hey marcus what would you let that girl do to you? marcus:i'd let her shit on me and i'd eat it. ewww dude don't pull that "mashed potatoes and gravy" stuff on meee!
mugGet the mashed potatoes and gravymug.

mash potato slap

A dude sticks his cock into a bowl of warm mash potatos and slaps it across a bitches face!
WahhPOW Mash Potato Slapped BITCH!!

Can I mash potato slap you?
by hoesbeJOCIN September 25, 2007
mugGet the mash potato slapmug.
From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.
Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."
by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011
mugGet the These mashed potatoes are so creamy.mug.

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.
Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!
by Mentae April 25, 2020
mugGet the Mashed Potato Sofa Wigmug.
A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."
by papasito6 May 21, 2017
mugGet the Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoesmug.
One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.
Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.
by Steve Penis October 7, 2007
mugGet the Mashed Potato Pussy Fuckermug.

Mashed potato bath

The sexual act of going around to parked cars and scraping off bird shit to take home and warm up to fill a bath tub to soak in .
Max and Ben spent their day soaking in there very own mashed potato bath.
by weeny bubble August 14, 2010
mugGet the Mashed potato bathmug.

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