by epickorn July 23, 2010
by obogmunich girmunichgirlmunich March 25, 2018
The process of attempting to multitask in which one task is important and the other is miscellaneous shit that does not matter and the miscellaneous/shit task diverts more attention, therefore resulting in absolutely no real work being accomplished.
by derpotato July 09, 2015
An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.
While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!
by Devilned July 21, 2011
by BoHan September 29, 2005
someone who i invented because everyone doesn’t even understand me and he actually does. <3
appearance/description: a little tall, short blonde hair, striped white and red shirt, rip jeans, lab coat (sometimes), green eyes, nice sometimes, 17 years old lol.
appearance/description: a little tall, short blonde hair, striped white and red shirt, rip jeans, lab coat (sometimes), green eyes, nice sometimes, 17 years old lol.
by WoahNotAgain December 11, 2020
Friend A: Telephone "Hey man what are you up to?"
Friend B: "Uh, 'Marvin Gaye' is over so ill tell you about it later."
Friend A: "You better listen to 'Marvin Gaye' until your dick hurts"
Friend B: "Uh, 'Marvin Gaye' is over so ill tell you about it later."
Friend A: "You better listen to 'Marvin Gaye' until your dick hurts"
by dktbrwn March 10, 2011