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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the bounds of human creativity.
Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.

Dudebro 2: No way bro.

Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!
by Nolan287 October 3, 2020
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Irish Make Up

The bruises on their face from intoxicated fighting.
"Jenny's got some nice Irish make up today"
"Yeah, fist fights and Guinness aren't a good combo"
by rageragerage March 1, 2014
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what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks

discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.
"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."

"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."
by Karen Duff January 28, 2007
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Which is what I have done just now. I feel a bit more human.
Person 1: On Urban Dictionary, I put a ploppymoppy definition in.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.

Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?

Person 1: Yeah.

Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.

Person 1: I know, I know.

*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*
by Antony August 10, 2006
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Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu
by LilCoochie September 25, 2019
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No make up may

For girls only as they only typically wear makeup boys have no nut November and no simp September so this is a challenge for the girls
by _e13_x May 1, 2021
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