When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.
Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!
Marie: Take out your contacts.
Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.
Marie: Take out your contacts.
Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.
by Jacob Devries February 16, 2007
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Dude 1 - yo I swear I put cream cheese on my toast.
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut
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A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"
Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.
by bendy corgi March 11, 2019
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Person 2: dude where did you learn?
Person 1: no I mean i'm 30 years old today.
Person 2: and?...
Person 1: and i'm still a virgin!
Person 2: dude, get some help..
Person 2: dude where did you learn?
Person 1: no I mean i'm 30 years old today.
Person 2: and?...
Person 1: and i'm still a virgin!
Person 2: dude, get some help..
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Get the MagicMikeey mug.The act of inserting one's finger into their partner's anus, and upon complaint, slightly curling the finger and pretending it's stuck until you can successfully yell to your friends in the other room for help.
"Bob pulled the tricky magician on Tiffany last night. You should have seen her face when we ran into the room to help him!!!"
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