Macgyver

The act of pulling a '69 Flamethrower' on any person that puts a thumbs down on the definition of the '69 flamethrower'. It involves a paper clip, a binder clip, a piece of gum, and left handed page spreader covered in 24 Karat gold.

Big Rhonda- What do you mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower?!!?

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?

Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.

Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?

by I am back May 15, 2010

Fuzzy MacGyver

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.

Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.

by Just one of the Fuzzies September 3, 2013

MacGyver Mafia

The current tribe being built by Marko Macgyver.

The Macgyver Mafia really stepped it up for donation for Christmas.

by Marko MacGyver September 26, 2023

Poopy Macgyver

A poopy macgyver is when you have no toilet paper to wipe yourself ways so you have to make do what you have with to wipe.

Steve: " Dude, the restroom was out a toilet paper!"
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!

Steve: "Yeah.."

Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."

by Greenuisance88 May 8, 2019

Mister MacGyver

The Inappropriate Picture Found in Different Site, which was found in the inappropriate websites that are linked in this picture which it shows the character who is the Orange mouse.

So, don’t click this:

Do Not Click “Mister MacGyver”, it’s inappropriate.

by RataTat66 January 9, 2021

Macgyver Theory

The belief that using random, available things to try to make something work will actually work.

Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"

by Realtalk12 May 18, 2015

Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011