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Macgyver

Guy who can escape from any dangerous situation with only a paperclip, a rubber band, and some chewing gum.
Hey, did you ever see that show MacGyver?
You mean the guy who had the killer Ray-Bans?

Yep, that's the one!!
by definitionsanonymous June 17, 2016
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MacGyver

A clever guy named Ryan, AKA MacGyver who seems to always pull himself and those around him out of tight spots and fix things with very limited resources. Has your boat motor just died leaving you "stranded" in the middle of a large body of water? No problem! He'll fix it with a pair of pliers and a rusty nail he found in the bottom of the boat, because that's the ONLY "tools" on board!
That RYAN, he's such a MacGyver!
by F'n MacGyver February 5, 2020
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Poopy Macgyver

A poopy macgyver is when you have no toilet paper to wipe yourself ways so you have to make do what you have with to wipe.
Steve: " Dude, the restroom was out a toilet paper!"
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!

Steve: "Yeah.."

Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."
by Greenuisance88 May 8, 2019
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MacGyver Mafia

The current tribe being built by Marko Macgyver.
The Macgyver Mafia really stepped it up for donation for Christmas.
by Marko MacGyver September 26, 2023
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Macgyver

The act of pulling a '69 Flamethrower' on any person that puts a thumbs down on the definition of the '69 flamethrower'. It involves a paper clip, a binder clip, a piece of gum, and left handed page spreader covered in 24 Karat gold.
Big Rhonda- What do you mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower?!!?

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?

Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.

Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?
by I am back May 15, 2010
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Mister MacGyver

The Disgusting Photo was found in Rule 34, so which contains where the character who is an orange mouse.

Don’t click this.
Don’t click Mister MacGyver, It’s inappropriate!
by RataTat66 January 9, 2021
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Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.
I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!
by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011
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