Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."

Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010

sonic is pissing on my wife

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

chris: dude, sonic is pissing on my wife
rainy:yeah yeah wise guy

by Sloin July 3, 2020

S on my F

Sit on my Face. To remove panties and sit on anothers face. Usually a sexual favor. The half 69-er!

MMm Girl! S on my F

Girl i would love to !

*sexy dance*

by Alexus Slevonik March 14, 2011

B's On My D

Short for "bitches on my dick."

"I've got so many B's on my D!"

"My D must be covered in honey because there's B's all over it!"

by stewie noodles January 7, 2008

What's on my mind

A thing a girl says when she really wants to tell you something important, but wants you to work it out for yourself. Obviously most men are mind readers so it all works out fine.

Girl: Can you tell what's on my mind?

Guy: Yes, lets go and do it right now.

Girl: Wow, you're so gorgeous and amazing.

by Not Nev April 10, 2013

s on my chest

Having the confidence of a super hero-
Classic Lil Wayne Track-
cash money bitch.

I Dont Jump On The Track, I Pole Vault,I Got That S On My Chest Im Supposed To Ball...

I Walk Around Like I Gotta s on my chest, I'm Supposed To Ball...

by Ashweezy March 10, 2008

S on my D

A faster way to tell someone "suck on my dick".

Matt: Hey dude are you gonna finish those nachos?

Joseph: S on my D.

by josephswalm November 11, 2007