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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
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matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee
mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog
by The real Mitchell Krueger November 3, 2020
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I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over
Bryan: “No, I am busy
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
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I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.
Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!
by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024
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My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman
by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022
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Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business
I would care but your dog is not my dog
by Armyhope June 13, 2022
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