Gaming Microphone

some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it

i got a gaming microphone

by shoolug February 15, 2023

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Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 07, 2017

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Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014

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teh microphone

When a person asks you for teh microphone

Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone

Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE

by Ninja Monke March 17, 2021

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Laptop Microphone

A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.

Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone

by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 10, 2015

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