Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016

Comparo-meter

Noun

Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.

She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.

by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018

smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016

gong meter

the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.

Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."

Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."

by moonunitenar May 4, 2010

reality meter

clock

when you're tripping or whatever you might be doing, and you wonder what time it is, better check the reality meter

by fat195pndr May 5, 2011

Feeding the Meter

Putting coins into a parking meter.

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.

by The_Buddy June 18, 2011