Martin

such an asshole

HAHA my friend is Martin

by AdamDibis the best April 18, 2019

Martin

Fucking weird ass skater kid who likes a VSCO girl

Should really stop smoking

He loves osaed

Ugly ass foo type of beat

aNSDJFANSDF

Fuck that foo Martin, hes a peice of gay ass shit

by ZMartin October 12, 2019

Martin

Anyone who spends a significant amount of money on a haircut

You spent 70 quid on that? Thats a bit Martin, isn't it?

by Bezza111 May 15, 2008

martin

Is a father and is the worlds biggest dick ever

Martin is a dick

by cool_sky132 October 8, 2014

Martin

the master of procrastination, he could have 7 days off, and 8 days worth of work but wait till the due date to do he’s work, he is slightly insane, he listens to music 24/7, sleeps an average of 6 hours a day, and has much ADHD, especially during meth i mean math class, probably doesn’t like you or respect you as a human being

that right there is a Martin

by yes i am a martin October 21, 2019

Martin

Martin is a another name for a complete and utter dickhead. Martins are normally copy cats and pussy's towards others. Do be warned that if you try to throw a punch at a Martin he will simply run away! DO NOT EVER invite a Martin to your house as he will simply whine that he wants to go home.
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS

Have you seen Martin today he is a complete dick!

by Clint July 28, 2015

martin

mistake/ disappointment

oh my goodness you're such a martin!

by bgdutjdkf April 26, 2017